Y'all. I try not to fangirl too hard on my hometown players, but I can't help it when Central Market does something like this.
San Antonio-based H.E. Butt Co.'s specialty banner, Central Market, does some amazing promotions. They're pretty much the granddaddy of Hatch chile festivals, Citrus Fest is legendary, and don't get me started on the roasted chipotle salsa they make for the Mexican food festival in the spring.
Last season, they went all out for apples. I didn't think it could get better, and then...my husband sent me pictures of the Apple Squad.
Be still, my heart.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS DANCING PINK LADY?
And this SweeTango guy. So cute.
When Central Market commits to a theme, they don't hold anything back. Apples are in everything possible, and even some things that maybe shouldn't be possible.
This, my friends, is the craziest, and most amazing, apple promotion I've ever seen.